Life is unfair

We go out with friends last night. I drink nothing. Laura drinks 5 bourbons (2 doubles plus 1 single = 5). We come home and go to bed. I wake up around 8 feeling like I have the hangover. Laura leaps out of bed and opens all shades in house. Now, Laura naps on couch while I prepare for out trip. Hmm. something doesn't seem right.